The Tee Shirt. Once a lowly undergarment; today it is a staple of most wardrobes around the world. Fashion statement. Social statement. Political statement. Perhaps a form of advertising or a souvenir…everyone wears Tee Shirts. And the same Tee Shirt one person wears to demonstrate their perspective on any given subject might be the Tee Shirt that offends the next person. A single Tee Shirt can both inspire, and get your kid sent home from school!
Once Upon A Time – The street rod of your dreams. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
BIKER’S PRAYER – Regardless of your beliefs, a little help never hurts. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Weapons of Bass Destruction – Because a bad day of fishing beats a good day at work. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester […]
Brave as Dave Benefit T-Shirt. This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester […]
Every Great Dream – Dream on with our Art Nouveau goddess. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Bunted Flags – Because we ARE a Republic, not a democracy! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Land Of The Free – Because you can’t have one without the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Pledge – Show your pride. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Ride It Like You Stole It – Everything is legal until you get caught. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Dragonfly – A mystical insect with a hint of evil. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Dragon – Our pseudo-psychedelic flying lizard! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Reagan – President. Philosopher. Prophet. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Screaming Skull – The yell from hell..a screamin’ demon.. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Dragon Heart – A fierce reminder of the power of a dragon. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Ace High – Flying high or just getting by – the sky’s the limit. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Hoptomistic – Maintain a positive amber attitude. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Let’s Truck – …And skip the “fourplay”. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Wear Cock Tees – The tee shirt company your parents warned you about. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Eagle Face – A graphic interpretation of our nation’s icon. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
8 Ball Classic 8 Ball design with two color pinstripes. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Cross & Roses – Inspirational on several levels. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Buzzard T-Shirt This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping […]
Shadow Of Death – A truthful twist. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
What can we say? At least the shirt isn’t made in China… This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Euro Buck – A European mount deer with pinstriping accents. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Basketball – Nothin’ but net – a perfect swish of a shirt. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Butterfly – This symbol of rebirth shows there’s always room for a Skull and stripe! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Fight Fire – Right to the point for your favorite cellar saver. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Heart – Let love take flight! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Bring Yours – Locked and loaded: pull the trigger on this social statement. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
BRAIN – We all know a few people who could use this advice. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
Time – You can try – But it gets us all in the end. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Something On The Side – Even empty – it beats riding alone. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Yin – Yang Feathers – One completes the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
BOBBER – A description, for the uninitiated. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
HELL YES! – Need we say more? This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Baseball America’s pastime never looked so good. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
AMENDMENT II – Support your Second Amendment rights with this “to the Point” design. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Laugh Until You Cry – The classic “Comedy and Tragedy” masks in skull form. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Rust in Peace – Ashes to ashes, rust to rust. Somethings are best left alone. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk […]
Orange 45 – Keeping America safe since 2016. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Yin Yang Feathers – One completes the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Praise The Lowered – Swing low sweet chariot. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
How Stupid – You know who we were think of… This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Be The Best – You know who they are… even they know who they are. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk […]
Circle of Skulls – A colorful geometric array of boneheads. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
BTB-COOLEST – A reissue of one of Brian The Brush’s favorite designs from the past. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Life Behind Bars – Because freedom comes in all forms. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
COCK TEES 1 – Big and bold graphic of “Big Dick”. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Shift Happens – Vintage ¼ mile Performance. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Here at Cock Tees, we believe that the closer you get to the edge, the better the view. We have Tee Shirts for hot rodders and bikers, We have Tee Shirts that are genuinely funny as well as genuinely funky. We have Tee Shirts for sinners and for saints.
Our mission at Cock Tees is to provide high quality, innovative and original Tee Shirts at reasonable prices. Tee Shirts, tank tops, sweatshirts…all of our unique apparel is printed to order and shipped within days so you don’t have to wait to make whatever statement it is you want to make.
We only caution you that your Cock Tees Tee Shirts will attract attention; right or wrong, whether you want it or not. But you’re not shy…right?
Cock Tees is the Tee Shirt company your parents warned you about!
