
The Tee Shirt. Once a lowly undergarment; today it is a staple of most wardrobes around the world. Fashion statement. Social statement. Political statement. Perhaps a form of advertising or a souvenir…everyone wears Tee Shirts. And the same Tee Shirt one person wears to demonstrate their perspective on any given subject might be the Tee Shirt that offends the next person. A single Tee Shirt can both inspire, and get your kid sent home from school!

Heart – Let love take flight! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Bunted Flags – Because we ARE a Republic, not a democracy! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]

Sarcasm – It’s more than attitude, it’s a lifestyle. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Yin – Yang Feathers – One completes the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]

Yin Yang Dragons – Beastly and balanced. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Dragonfly – A mystical insect with a hint of evil. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Circle of Skulls – A colorful geometric array of boneheads. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

BEER – Hey, a fact is a fact. Sometimes it takes a little “AmberVision”. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]

Bring Yours – Locked and loaded: pull the trigger on this social statement. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]

Heart of the Matter – Twist that throttle and make your blood flow. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]

Burn Baby Burn – Our “foul free” spark plug design is HOT! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

COCK TEES 1 – Big and bold graphic of “Big Dick”. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]

Eagle Face – A graphic interpretation of our nation’s icon. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Buzzard T-Shirt This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping […]

Best Head – What more can we say? This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

AMENDMENT II – Support your Second Amendment rights with this “to the Point” design. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]

You Must Be This Tall – Jubie-lation! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Something On The Side – Even empty – it beats riding alone. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

BRAIN – We all know a few people who could use this advice. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]

This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]

This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]

BOBBER – A description, for the uninitiated. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]

Time – You can try – But it gets us all in the end. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]

Crazy Nancy – All hail the left’s favorite bobblehead! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Let’s Truck – …And skip the “fourplay”. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Screaming Skull – The yell from hell..a screamin’ demon.. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Shadow Of Death – A truthful twist. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Be The Best – You know who they are… even they know who they are. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk […]

Basketball – Nothin’ but net – a perfect swish of a shirt. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

What can we say? At least the shirt isn’t made in China… This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Yin Yang Feathers – One completes the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Wear Cock Tees – The tee shirt company your parents warned you about. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]

This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]

8 Ball Classic 8 Ball design with two color pinstripes. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Euro Buck – A European mount deer with pinstriping accents. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]

Yin – Yang Dragons – Beastly and balanced.This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Ride It Like You Stole It – Everything is legal until you get caught. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]

Hoptomistic – Maintain a positive amber attitude. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Praise The Lowered – Swing low sweet chariot. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Reagan – President. Philosopher. Prophet. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Loyalty – Loving your country doesn’t mean trusting your Government. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Butterfly – This symbol of rebirth shows there’s always room for a Skull and stripe! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk […]

Shift Happens – Vintage ¼ mile Performance. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Ace High – Flying high or just getting by – the sky’s the limit. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]

This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]

Trucked Up – Intoxicated driving that’s legal! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

With 2020 being what 2020 was…we didn’t issue a new Brian The Brush World Headquarters Tee Shirt design last year. You probably wouldn’t have had many cool places to wear one anyhow… Well, now it’s 2021, so here you go; our way cool, brandy-new, first-run BTBWH design This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece […]

The Wolf – A graphically growling canine. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Dragon – Our pseudo-psychedelic flying lizard! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

BIKER’S PRAYER – Regardless of your beliefs, a little help never hurts. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Scarab – Immortality. Resurrection. Transformation. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Cross & Roses – Inspirational on several levels. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Life Behind Bars – Because freedom comes in all forms. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Couped Up – A badass coupe staring you down. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Once Upon A Time – The street rod of your dreams. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Here at Cock Tees, we believe that the closer you get to the edge, the better the view. We have Tee Shirts for hot rodders and bikers, We have Tee Shirts that are genuinely funny as well as genuinely funky. We have Tee Shirts for sinners and for saints.
Our mission at Cock Tees is to provide high quality, innovative and original Tee Shirts at reasonable prices. Tee Shirts, tank tops, sweatshirts…all of our unique apparel is printed to order and shipped within days so you don’t have to wait to make whatever statement it is you want to make.
We only caution you that your Cock Tees Tee Shirts will attract attention; right or wrong, whether you want it or not. But you’re not shy…right?
Cock Tees is the Tee Shirt company your parents warned you about!



