The Tee Shirt. Once a lowly undergarment; today it is a staple of most wardrobes around the world. Fashion statement. Social statement. Political statement. Perhaps a form of advertising or a souvenir…everyone wears Tee Shirts. And the same Tee Shirt one person wears to demonstrate their perspective on any given subject might be the Tee Shirt that offends the next person. A single Tee Shirt can both inspire, and get your kid sent home from school!
Blown – Fuel delivery at it’s finest! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Every Great Dream – Dream on with our Art Nouveau goddess. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Hell-Met – This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
BOBBER – A description, for the uninitiated. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Wear Cock Tees – The tee shirt company your parents warned you about. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
With 2020 being what 2020 was…we didn’t issue a new Brian The Brush World Headquarters Tee Shirt design last year. You probably wouldn’t have had many cool places to wear one anyhow… Well, now it’s 2021, so here you go; our way cool, brandy-new, first-run BTBWH design This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece […]
AMENDMENT II – Support your Second Amendment rights with this “to the Point” design. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Dragon – Our pseudo-psychedelic flying lizard! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Butterfly – This symbol of rebirth shows there’s always room for a Skull and stripe! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk […]
Rust in Peace – Ashes to ashes, rust to rust. Somethings are best left alone. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
COCK TEES 1 – Big and bold graphic of “Big Dick”. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Redrum – Stripes, bars and a bonehead. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Orange 45 – Keeping America safe since 2016. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Circle of Skulls – A colorful geometric array of boneheads. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Screaming Skull – The yell from hell..a screamin’ demon.. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Dragon Heart – A fierce reminder of the power of a dragon. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Weapons of Bass Destruction – Because a bad day of fishing beats a good day at work. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester […]
Basketball – Nothin’ but net – a perfect swish of a shirt. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Law Enforcement – You have the right to back the blue. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Yin – Yang Feathers – One completes the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Live Free Or Die – I think that just about says it all. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
Yin – Yang Dragons – Beastly and balanced.This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
What can we say? At least the shirt isn’t made in China… This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Trucked Up – Intoxicated driving that’s legal! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Yin Yang Dragons – Beastly and balanced. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Laugh Until You Cry – The classic “Comedy and Tragedy” masks in skull form. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Ride It Like You Stole It – Everything is legal until you get caught. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Euro Buck – A European mount deer with pinstriping accents. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Let’s Truck – …And skip the “fourplay”. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Best Head – What more can we say? This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Scarab – Immortality. Resurrection. Transformation. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Land Of The Free – Because you can’t have one without the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
You Must Be This Tall – Jubie-lation! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Meltdown – If you haven’t had one…you will. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
The Wolf – A graphically growling canine. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Crazy Nancy – All hail the left’s favorite bobblehead! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Boxy fit • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Seamless […]
Lone Wolf – No Club? NO Problem. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Sarcasm – It’s more than attitude, it’s a lifestyle. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Once Upon A Time – The street rod of your dreams. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Hoptomistic – Maintain a positive amber attitude. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Yin Yang Feathers – One completes the other. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Ace High – Flying high or just getting by – the sky’s the limit. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • […]
Bring Yours – Locked and loaded: pull the trigger on this social statement. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
Dragonfly – A mystical insect with a hint of evil. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
BRAIN – We all know a few people who could use this advice. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder […]
Shadow Of Death – A truthful twist. This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Bunted Flags – Because we ARE a Republic, not a democracy! This t-shirt makes for a great staple piece in any wardrobe! It has a classic fit with thick cotton fabric. • 100% cotton • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Here at Cock Tees, we believe that the closer you get to the edge, the better the view. We have Tee Shirts for hot rodders and bikers, We have Tee Shirts that are genuinely funny as well as genuinely funky. We have Tee Shirts for sinners and for saints.
Our mission at Cock Tees is to provide high quality, innovative and original Tee Shirts at reasonable prices. Tee Shirts, tank tops, sweatshirts…all of our unique apparel is printed to order and shipped within days so you don’t have to wait to make whatever statement it is you want to make.
We only caution you that your Cock Tees Tee Shirts will attract attention; right or wrong, whether you want it or not. But you’re not shy…right?
Cock Tees is the Tee Shirt company your parents warned you about!
